These rules are established for the comfort and enjoyment of all our members
and are not to be broken. We ask that if you know of someone breaking any
of them, please let them know in a gentle but firm manner. They may not
be aware of the rule, and a little courtesy goes a long way. If they become
rude or otherwise indicate that they cannot or will not comply, please inform
your Host or Hostess for their assistance. The situation must be resolved
as we are all here to have a good time and enjoy ourselves and others, something
we cannot do without some common ground.
The first four rules are common to the lifestyle, and are included here,
because they are so important:
This is probably the foundation of our lifestyle. Very basically, the right
to say "yes" is accompanied by the right to say "no." Further explanation
is neither nessessary nor required. Don't be afraid to be firm. Be polite,
but be firm. Unfortunately, if you are not clear in your statement, you
may be giving another person or couple the wrong impression. If you hem-haw
around and really don't say "NO," but you imply it, well there are a few
guys that don't understand or take "hints" to well. Say it, say "NO."
- "NO" means "NO."
This rule is very simple. "What you see here, and hear here, stays here
when you leave here!" We don't talk out of school.
Obviously, we cannot allow either the use or possession of any controlled
substances on premises. We will not debate this issue at all. What you do
on your property is your business, don't do it here! Likewise, if you are
stoned, ripped, or high; please don't come by. Additionally, although we
allow members to bring their own beverages, we do not want or need anyone
using alcohol to excess. If you need to alter your mind in order to party
then you are in the wrong lifestyle.
- NO DRUGS
If you need to pay, or get paid for it, go downtown. You're not a swinger.
- NO PROSTITUTION
We realize not all of our fellow members are smokers, so we made the club
non-smoking, however for those that have a craving, we have built our outdoor
patio into an environmentally controlled area complete with benches and
a fireplace just for smokers. It has even been said that non-smokers enjoy
- NO SMOKING INSIDE THE CLUB
Think about it. We really don't need spilled drinks (or broken glass) in
the rooms, or the hot tub.
- NO FOOD OR DRINK IN THE PARTY ROOMS, OR HOT TUB
Please don't monkey with the temperature. If it's too hot or too cool, inform
the Host or Hostess. It's too easy to screw things up and then no one can
enjoy it. And again, please no drinks or food in the hot tub. The last thing
we need is somebody's beer, soda or taco chips and salsa ruining the chemical
balance of the hot tub or someone sitting on broken glass!
- THE HOT TUB
We need to keep the party rooms available for partying. If you are using
them to socialize, cuddle or sleep, then you are denying their use by other
members. The facilities are here for everyone's use, but they are not unlimited.
Let's be polite. Once you are done partying, do the afterglow cuddle and
chit-chat back out on the couch. If you need to get some sleep, we have
couches, blankets and pillows available. Party rooms are "private" when
doors are closed. If the door to a party room is open, then an invitation
has been extended for you to come in and watch. If you want to play, ask
permission. And since they did let you come in to watch, return the courtesy
and please be quiet.
- THE PARTY ROOMS
Please use the end tables and coasters for your drinks. No one wants to
sit on the wet spot! Additionally, we need to ask that if you are not dressed,
please place a towel between your tush and our cushion. Thanks.
- TAKE CARE OF THE FURNITURE
Reservations are required for Singles (For special events it is good for
everyone to call ahead), but, by calling a few hours before your arrival,
we have a much better idea how many members to prepare for. We can't be
good hosts if you don't help.
- CALL AND LET US KNOW YOU ARE COMING
As long as we have space available, we are only too happy to have you stay
and party all night. Please remember that if you choose to stay over you
are expected to leave by 10:00 a.m. the following morning.
- STAYING OVER
When you are outside, whether it is the parking lot or on the back patio,
please be quiet. We may be in the country but voices carry far.
- OUTSIDE NOISE
Recording devices are prohibited. Exceptions have been made when cleared
through the Host or Hostess and closely monitored as to what is being recorded.
- RECORDING DEVICES
Thanks, Bob and Mora